dumpweed

249 notes - 19 May, 2013

cumbermums:

i-love-life-ruiners:

I made this for no particular reason

I love the way he seems to have a little think about it first x

138,983 notes - 19 May, 2013

So it’s my birthday today… BOW DOWN TO THE BIRTHDAY PRINCESS.

- 19 May 2013

205,422 notes - 19 May, 2013

thesicilian:

Absolute. Bullshit.
Reasons people have complexes about certain things. I can love you and pull your hair when we’re in bed. You can love me and tell me I smell good (because my body wash smells good as fuck, also you will NEVER ask when I last showered because I do it every night). What’s wrong with spontaneous sex in a loving relationship? Are you saying I have to wait until we’re in the bedroom when the my desire for you builds? What if you want it then too? Hell, I think when the spontaneity goes away is when love starts to fizzle (ask a lot of failing marriages, “the spark went away” is the common response).
So no, I do not agree with this listing at all. This like this ruin good things because people will think “Oh my god… I like my hair pulled during sex, I must just be so lusty and not in love” Wrong.
Sorry, this just really bothered me.

32,734 notes - 19 May, 2013

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

226,082 notes - 19 May 2013

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

urethrafranklin:

(Source: thighrabanks)

124,028 notes - 19 May 2013

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

66,101 notes - 19 May 2013

imtherealcumberbitch:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

potteraddicted:

# oh dear god # look at her face # look at her trying to make friends # anyone who tells me that hermione had friends pre-series is so incredibly wrong

this was painful to watch in the theater as a kid because i did this every day

that comment above me made my heart hurt :(

45,545 notes - 19 May, 2013

vvaddles:

vvaddles:

club penguin is the only thing i have left

nevermind

20,403 notes - 19 May 2013

mynameiskimle:

thatfunnyblog:

My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

Sexy enough.